You might find Bisnow Texas business manager Mike Jax camping out with his kids or playing bridge with sweet elderly ladies. This former stuffed-animal salesman knows how to rock n' roll with the best of 'em. He's a live concert junkie (maybe we should say funky, because his faves are '70s bands like the Doobies, Chicago, and Lynyrd Skynyrd). He was even a DJ at age 16 and boasted the largest ad (and we bet he says that to all the ladies) in the Yellow Pages under "Entertainers." He wrote for the local newspaper (and got paid for it) while he was in high school; luckily for us, he discovered sales. Now he's spinning your ads to help you grow your biz. Give Jax a call and Hit the Ground Running with an exciting ad promotion we're offering at a special price for a limited time. Email him at jax@bisnow.com or call him at (713) 594-2000.

There are three ways to get something done: Do it yourself, hire someone to do it, or forbid your kids to do it. We forbid you to email Catie Dixon, catie@bisnow.com.