BLIS Countdown: 28 More Days

It's less than a month until over 500 attendees pack The Washington Hilton for our second-annual Bisnow Lodging Investment Summit. Join us April 24 and 25 in our nation's capital to hear from more than 40 top-notch speakers, including keynotes from Hilton CEO Chris Nassetta, Loews Hotels CEO Paul Whetsell, and MGM Resorts International CEO Jim Murren (above, left). We'll give you the top trends and biggest names for only a fraction of what otherhospitalityconferences cost, but our early-bird registration of $499 ends this Sundaydon't miss out!

Did you hear about the man who stayed at a $75/night hotel? The desk clerk told him it was $50 if he made his own bed. The man said, "Sure." The clerk replied, "Here's your key... the lumber, nails, and hammer are at the top of the stairs." Email your favorite hotel jokes to amanda@bisnow.com.

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