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So why does Scrooge love Rudolph? Because every buck was dear to him! Chicago Title's Janet Karr was the first to come up with the punchline. We also loved Kensington Property Group prez Mark Ray's answer: Rudolph's nose allows him to save on electricity. We're awarding tickets to Bisnow's Retail Real Estate Summit to both hilarious readers. And Manhattan's Cliff Haehl added to our last holiday joke (what do snowmen eat for breakfast?) that we had to share. "But who serves the snowman his cereal? His Aunt Arctica." (Stick with us, and you'll be able to tell the longest holiday jokes at this year's office Christmas party.)

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