Last Thursday, the highly anticipated 2016 Roscoe awards were presented, with retail brokers voting among themselves to recognize their peers. If you couldn't make it, have no fear! This recap of the awards will catch you up on the hilarity that transpired.

Pictured: Read King's Will Bradley with his stunning(ly small) award for being unflappable.

Started from the bottom, now we're here.

Baker Katz's Lunden McGill

It's time to bring in the big guns.

Capital Retail managing partner Eric Walker

Be neither seen nor heard.

Streetwise Retail managing partner Ed James

"The only thing that is constant is change."

— Heraclitus

Jonathan Hicks, SVP, SRS Real Estate (for now?)

Is that your final answer?

Global Fun Investments VP Adam Blustein

TEAM: Together Everyone Achieves More

Capital Retail partners Anderson Smith and Ford Scott

Retail in Houston is yuuuuuggge.

CBRE EVP Matt Keener (the resemblance is uncanny)

Looks like his dog should've won this award.

Read King's Will Bradley

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to navigate Houston commercial real estate with sub $40 oil prices.

NewQuest VP Matt Read

Down but never out.

The Retail Connection president David Stukalin